"If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I
   want to go where they went."
      - Will Rogers

       "We give dogs time we can spare, space we can
spare and love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us
their all. It's the best deal man has ever made"
       - M. Facklam

       "Dogs love their friends and bite their
enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure
love and always have to mix love and hate."
       - Sigmund Freud

       "The reason a dog has so many friends is that
he wags his tail instead of his tongue."
       - Anonymous

       "Dogs need to sniff the ground; it's how they
keep abreast of current events. The ground is a giant
dog newspaper, containing all kinds of late-breaking dog
news items, which, if they are especially urgent, are
often continued in the next yard."
       - Dave Barry

       "If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough
exercise."
       - Unknown

       "A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance,
and to turn around three times before lying down."
       - Robert Benchley

        "I wonder if other dogs think poodles are
members of a weird religious cult."
       - Rita Rudner

       "My dog is worried about the economy because
Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog
money."
       - Joe Weinstein

       "Don't accept your dog's admiration as
conclusive evidence that you are wonderful."
       - Ann Landers

       "There is no psychiatrist in the world like a
puppy licking your face."
       - Ben Williams

       "A dog is the only thing on earth that loves
you more than he loves himself."
       - Josh Billings

       "The average dog is a nicer person than the
average person."
       - Andrew A. Rooney

       "Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's
best friend; inside of a dog, it's too dark to read."
       - Groucho Marx
 

       "If I have any beliefs about immortality, it
is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and
very, very few persons."
       - James Thurber

       "Women and cats will do as they please, and
men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."
    - Robert A. Heinleik

    "In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him."
Dereke Bruce

    "Dog's lives are too short. Their only fault, really."
Agnes Sligh Turnbull

    "Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
Roger Caras
 

    "No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does."
Christopher Morley

    "A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself."
Josh Billings

    "You think that dogs will not be in Heaven? I tell you, they will be there before any of us."
Robert Louis Stevenson

"Cat's Motto:
No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it."
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